Well, well, Steve Fitzgerald has finally lost the three remaining dendrites knocking around in his dome. What a fucking idiot. Ponante is the one person in porn that no one wants to beat up. Let's establish a baseline of Skirt Lockwood's human inedptitude:

1. Steven is a roidhead. You don't age 36 years and look like he does without some chemical intervention. I'll stipulate the dude is in shape, but you gotta wonder if Steven has more lasix in his veins than actual blood plasma.

2. Steven's stock is going down. I know of at least three directors who have said they don't want to use him as talent any more. He accosted one of them at AEE and tried to explain how, just because he liked to have things stuck up his ass, he wan't gay. Ermm...yeah, right Steve.

3. Steve probably abuses drugs. We have photographic proof he illegly uses the hippie lettuce. And you don't sit up wide awake at 2:00 a.m. and write 1,200-word messages on myspace to yours truly without being on some strong stimulants like fifteen No-Doz or a meth flake or two. No Steve, I am not going to print your rants here. You don't get the free attention.

4. 5 to 1 chance Steve got rid of the Labrador is because it was chasing all the gerbils away. The question is, how will Steve like his new lover, named Bubba and doing 25 to life for assault with a deadly weapon, in jail?

As Bornyo has said, I feel like we XPT'ers, with the exception of faggo rogers and pornactorforhire, have done yeoman's work in calling out this delusional douchebag for the faggy, crackhead, roid rager that he is.

And Steve, if you wanna fight, name a time and place. I'm going on 28 years of hockey now. I'm Irish, and you'll have to knife me before I'm done kicking your short ass. I s'pose it's time for Steven to break out with his "I'M GONNA GO FUCK LUSCIOUS LOPEZ" responses. I hope so...she likes trannies too.