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what's wrong with Stormy Daniels?


Fair question. I see Stormy as the paradigm of the "crossover whore wannabe." It used to be Ginger Lynn, then it was Ashlyn Gere, now her. She's desparate for it. She's never called "porno star Stormy," it's always, "Stormy who appeared in a Blink 182 video." She signed up with that Ric Williams talent agent who was going to churn out crossovers like a factory. Other than a few random sluts getting bit parts in B-grade slasher moves, I don't see it.

I like my whores a little dirty, a little slutty, and who know, at the end of the day, that they're still whores.