Just watched a shitty movie and had a few bottles of Cabernet with a chick that had the biggest tits I've ever had the pleasure of handling. And I'm not fucking kidding. She came into my bar a few weeks ago, with her parents, and came home with me. Third time over my place. Just split. Has to work in the morning. And here I am, too drunk to leave.

Can we pick up the pace here? Where the fuck is everyone?

Really.