It's been an oddball fucking week or so of boozing. A bar server girl I like gave me her number the other day. Then she immediately told me she is seeing someone else. Then we started texting. Then I get a phone call and get cursed out by the lesbian she is apparently dating. Then I went back to the bar a few days later and her girlfriend hits on me without knowing I'm the guy she cursed out.

Then I tried texting another floozy that I met a while back. It turns out that someone else has her number and I start texting with the woman who now has the number. She turns out to be a 30 year old, hot college dean in Tennesse named Nikki. I originally told her that I knew she was hot because only hot girls & pornstars get to use the name Nikki.

Mostly I've been drinking fancy, Irish whiskey or red wine. Oh, I went to a shitty concert the other day and they were only serving beer & wine. Everyone else was drinking from these tiny little wineglasses. I ordered a double cabernet, served in a plastic cup. They gave me a giant plastic cup of red wine, filled all the way to the top. And I promptly spilled a bunch of it on their carpet.

Also, I seem to have fractured a rib somehow this week. It hurts whenever I cough or get up.