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And it is totally true that yuengling can get skunked from a dirty look.



You guys make it sound like a pussy beer...afraid of a dirty look and all.

I'm headed to the lake tonight. Me and another couple. We will be drinking. The female in the couple has legs a mile long and absolutely, positively perfect breasts. I've never expressed my opinion of those facts to any of our peer group. My s.o. can't come down until tomorrow. One of the last things she said to me was "Have fun with x and y tonight. It wouldn't surprise me if they don't ask you to do a threesome with them. You know they are kinky as hell".

Well, I did not know they were "kinky as hell". They are primarily my wife's friends, not mine, so she would know more @ their kink than I would. If the female was ugly there would be no conundrum, just no deal. Now I have to worry about this shit.

It makes me wonder what the hell the old lady is thinking sometimes. She invited them, yet thinks the woman is going to ask to screw me.

Long story short I'll drink less than planned- I can't risk getting whiskey dick.