I am not drinking tonight. I am very very baked though.

If you are concocting shandys your buzz might very well be in your head rather than your bloodstream.

Ever see what happens when an inexperienced teenager buys fake acid and trips all night?

I think it's kind of the same deal. In some situations just willing oneself to be high (even with a prop like shandy involved or orange Tic Tacs that I said were acid tabs) works quite well.

Those had to have been the most expensive orange Tic Tacs ever.