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Absolut in the freezer, and then in mah belly!




That reminded me of when I was 17. A friend of mine had a party and eventually the cops showed up. They were ok about it, they just made us pour out the alcohol... no tickets or calls to our parents. After they left a couple of us started to laugh. The others were like, "What the fuck is so funny?". Then we let them in on the joke. See, earlier in the night we filled 3 ice trays with vodka. The idea of the ice trays was to chill the vodka and not let certain people know we had it. Mission accomplished. We had 30 shots of chilled vodka left and we all got hammered. One of the girls puked on my friend's mom's bed... but shit happens.

Also, I'm drinking budweiser tonight. Robot Chicken christmas special and new Venture Bros. Good times.