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You're a bunch of jealous weasels with pea-sized brains. Your cocks have atrophied to the point of non-existence, in line with your brains. Brandon will relish the opportunity this weekend to please as many women as is humanly possible. The rest of you will be looking for prosthetics.



Prosthetics! Ah...the memories. I used to date this guy in Seattle who had antique medical drawings a prosthetic leg above his fireplace. Great house right near Volunteer Park and tree lined streets. Grey days, French class, cafes (not Starbucks, real cafes), walking his Akita, wearing black velvet gloves, 1994 was a nice year.
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