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I bet your friends have a death pool going with you at the head of the list !



There's a slight possibility that I got up from my couch the other night and went over to my tower of stereo components and urinated all over them. But it may have been a leftover drink that fell over that had been sitting on the top of the stereo cabinet. Thankfully the component at dick-level was the am/fm radio which was unplugged because it never gets used. That component had the most splatter marks. The carpet tiles all around the area were wet, but there wasn't any real discernible odor. Drunk-piss is mostly water. Anyways, whether it was drink or piss, it's all cleaned up now and no harm done.

I mentioned my only other drunk-pissing incident already, I believe. It was when I pissed in front of a set of patio doors and then tried to flush the door handle. I kept looking down at the floor waiting for it to swirl and woosh away.
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