Had vodka w/ veggie juice last night. Complimented a girl by telling her she had nice big horse teeth. Got into an argument with a big Asian guy that I kept calling Fat Sulu. Finally, got kicked out of the bar for throwing little pieces of popcorn at all the waitresses.
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.