Bacardi & Diet Coke worked out great for me last night. I'm not sure how this keeps happening, but I made out with 2 more lesbians last night. I was talking to them and next thing you know they're both sitting in my lap kissing me and then each other. It's as confusing to me as it probably is to the rest of the bar. One of them was a bit of a bulldyke, too. Like she's been a lesbian since highschool and probably hasn't kissed a guy in 10 years, if ever. Her Mexican girlfriend was hot and wanted us to all leave together, but bulldyke wasn't quite ready to commit that far.