Made out with a lesbian schoolteacher, fell down on the dancefloor, came home and passed out on a pile of multigrain crackers on my kitchen floor. Let a friend borrow my car and he almost hit a moose and went into a ditch. Good times.

Oh, for my drink I told the bartender to "make me something with a lot of rum in it and not a whole lot of sugar. And I'll take two!"
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.