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Canadian kind of sucks



For the most part, your country's beer sucks.

Here are the best countries for quality beer:

#1: U.S.A! (a bewildering panoply of craft brewers; also responsible for the worst beer ever, e.g. Coors Light).
#2 Belgium (trappist monks, high-alcohol content, wild yeast = fucked up, and an Euro-hangover).
#3: U.K. (e.g. Samuel Smith, tasty low-alcohol bitters and some interesting Scotch ales).
#4: Germany (Purity Law ensures uniform non-suckage and also uniform boredom).

And what you have left is the rest of the world brewing "Macro American Lager" style to compete with American Budweiser. They tend to put these "brews" in clear or green bottles so the beer will develop that light-struck "skunk" smell and taste.

The solution is to go to a "beer shoppe" that offers 22-oz bomber beers whose labels are unrecognizable from what's offered in your local supermarket. Sure, they will seem expensive and strange, but their alcohol content will probably be double of what you're used to, and the "complexity" of taste offered will be far more interesting than Molson (skunked), Labatts (skunked), etc.


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