you're a man and have never been with a woman. just father o'malley, your uncle, and men in rest-stops.

i heard you stuck an eel up your buttpipe and smothered it with your large intestine for pleasure
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits