Drinking my grandpa's beer. Budweiser cans. Faggot cocksucker weatherman promised rain and thunder all day. Started raining at 10:30 so we smoked joints in the parking lot until the liquor store opened at 11.

It rained heavily for an hour so we drank heavily for an hour then fuck me if it didn't turn into a perfect summer day. Built a beautiful stone patio and celebrated with more Bud and bud for the ride home.

Fuck it. I'm on vacation in two days. The way I see it I'm just practising.

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There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.