My check oil light is on and I've been due a 5k mi service at the dealership for a few weeks now. Shit ain't open until tmrw, so I ain't driving anywhere until servicing and no way am I taking my precious to Jiffy Lube cuz 1) They will fuck my shit up. 2) Why pay $40 when dealership service is free?

My friends are coming to get me and I'll have just one.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K