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POPULACE BUMBLED...PORN BLAMED FOR STUFF...NAZIS...STOCK MARKET CHANGES...TERMITES!!!...ARE YOU'RE LIBRARY BOOKS DUE???...IRON MAN IN THEATERS NOW!!!...WHAT IS THAT STALE TASTE IN MY MOUTH...CHEESE...GOD'S HATEFUL CURSE OR YUMMY?...VOICES?...SHUT UP!!...VOICES???...STOP IT!!!...VOICES????...CHEESE.............
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"My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.