gunker jesus christ shut the fuck up you couldn't be more boring

please return to your middle class existence where you spend the time talking about the crap that you cook, obviously you never had the balls or the 50k to go to culinary school so now you bore everyone talking about portuguese sausage and the god awful ways you pass the time cooking crap and name checking trader joes food items

wait im lost, the gist? shut the fuck up you middle aged boring faggot