It's the night before the Super Bowl. From my condo, I can hear three bands playing: REO Speedwagon @ the Galleria, Kid Rock @ Axis Stupidus, or some douchebags coming from the Dirty Scottsdale Civic Center.

That, and the fucking Goodyear blimp has been flying over my condo for the past three days...circling like a vulture...dropping its disgusting motor exhaust into my air. Bob Crane is annoyed by the sound. Burg, get yer Israeli cripple sled into action and down that thing with a Jericho-I.