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FOUR FUCKING SHOWER CURTAINS


I grew up in Paradise Valley in the Mummy Mountain foothills, down the street from Linda Brock, who owned a few car dealerships in Snottsdale and was known for being quite the socialite cuntbag. She bought two adjoining acreages and proceeded to build on both of them, right when Rod Stewart was building on a single acre further down the street. Full semis from Ethan Allen used to arrive daily, with multiple furniture set for each room. The cunt made the movers unload set after set until she found the ones that went with each other.

E-mail me for the appropriate hate mail address.

Oh yeah, this was in the normal section of P.V., not the unswanky John Grdina convict section, where every $3 million house has a $2.75MM mortgage.