Well Brandon, let me delve more deeply into your psychic. It is well known by those who are in the know that you are the black sheep sibling of Ron Howard. Ron was the good child and you were the bad child. This was evident at birth and you were thus wrapped in black swaddling clothes and separated from your good brother Ron so as to not corrupt him. It is a modern day story of Cain and Able.

Please review the photographs of the two brothers and vote if you feel that Brandon is indeed the black sheep brother of Ron Howard. The first step towards recovery Brandon, is to admit the truth and learn to live with it. Poor Brandon, he is so jealous of his Big Brother, while Brandon jacks off to Penthouse, Ron goes on to glory and fame.


The Good Brother

The Bad Brother