IDES OF MARCH WEEK IN REVIEW

EVERYDAY is Kurt Lockwood Appreciation Day.
Who is "Smartt De Gardener"? All indicators blow in a certain direction.
Sophia Lynn dies of "Malignant Depuration Complex" - A report of cancer death in a vain attempt to erase a porn past.
Can Ceara's oily tush be the cure to racism????
Penny Flame flames Shane's Barren World.
Jailbait Mia Rose accomplishes some feat showing off some feet.
Attentions All Whores! Attention All Whores! Ashley Blues has gone "alt" wrong.
In the land of John McCain, Brokow bumped by porn. Coincidence??
Several take dip in XPT NCAA Pool.
I'm fairly confident my chimp has the potential to be the 4th biggest agency all across the Porno Land.
Misspelling "amatuer" is fucking "amateur".
The stars aren't worth Schitt to Jack.
Fatman places behind sKurt for XPT's choice for the next Reverse Bukkake.
Jamesn erases the serial numbers off dollar bills just in case they can be traced back to him.
"The idea of watching copious amounts of porn was a bit much for me." - Holly Randall
Sounds like Holly won't be a Suze.net subscriber.
On his second tour in Iraq, George David Clyde pines for his "Roses".
Miami adVice: Your pilot SUCKS!!
Zen pays $4 to get Donkey Punch-ed!
They all eventually stick needles into their penis just to get remote interest in the stinky often diseased vagina they are fucking.
I just used way too many words to describe a worthless troll
Is that really Florida, or did she originally ask for a panther and then ran out of cash?
This just in: 101 year-old woman beaten by Lockwood for calling him a fag.
XPT hates Hyde over Fatman by more than 2 to 1.
Who emptied the Doghouse? WhoWhoWhoWhoWho?!?
If you don´t know what to do with $1700, you can always fuck Katja.
If you don't know what to do with $76.47, you can always give it to Ceara.
Soon to be released: "Spinning a Web of Lies" directed by Trannyfer James.
When in SoCal visit the American Museum of Hideous Tattoos conveniently located in Tony Malice's office.
"Suicide by Cop" XPT style: SatanXXX lasts only 7 posts.
Puerto Rican El G thinks he's a "Puertorrican".
"We were given these organs for a reason." - Sunny Lane
Indecision over who will have the pleasure of banning Hyde allows him to stay.
You have the sting of a dead bumblebee
Fatman bloviates.
Selling JM videos may have "estoppel"-ed the Feds in their tracks.
$1700 dollars but you can do a lot of re-gifting
Camelot Farce: Star Trek > Star Wars
Curiously Lockwood's freak out came at the time of a full moon along with a lunar eclipse.
XPT census: Have you ever fucked a hooker?
Katherine Harris is newest nasty anal whore from Florida.
"I know Sunny and she is one of the nicest women in this business. "
Windsock joins Smelly Monkey the XPT Buddha in a state free from suffering and posting.
First of all you have a tattoo on your back that basically points to your ass and says "Hello, kids! Fuck me here!"
The term "positive" has very negative connotations in this industry.


XPT by the Numbers:
"Willie vs. Jack Lawrence" is the 700th Shit List thread.
90,000th General Posting belongs to Moxie. Too bad it was wasted on Sunny Lane.
3000th Cage thread: A Hitchcock homage?!? "Vertigo".
Jap amassed 3,977 panties, 355 bras and 10 pairs of stockings over a six-year period.
Based upon the PPE* closing price, that over $1M in panties alone!!!
Once the # of views of his thread hit 245, Darth turned into Kurt Lockwood.


This week's FEATURE:
Leah metal-wearing Meth whore vs. America's best mom Hillary in Smell-a-Vision

"When your best friend is on your 'NO' list you can't expect other people to want you on [their] 'YES' list[s]."
"I started to get ghetto. As he let me go, Hillary looked like a lizard."
"I am deeply saddened that my former friend Leah Luv is suffering from schizophrenia and severe verbal diarrhea."
"Ninjas named Sierra make much better best friends than you anyway."
"You go to work. You take your clothes off. You bend over. You shove a dick up your ass.'


Hot Girl + Lots of Oil = An Even Hotter Girl =




"Serving the San Fernando Valley with fresh STD's on demand!"




* - Portland Pantie Exchange