SUPER BOWL FORTNIGHT IN REVIEW

Angela Stone is just another non-descript tweakfucker on the hot rails to hell.
XPT posters pledge to find uses for "non-descript tweakfucker" everyday conversations.
Singer Miaa Rose did amateur porn. Will porn star Mia Rose start singing?
Wisdom: Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope.
Earth Saved by Heff: Kelly Osbourne will NOT appear nude.
Career risk: Leah Luv says the metal comes off in June.
King becomes moderator of "The Shit List". Also gets a shitty coupon.
XPT's PR mogul is surprised to see Mia turn any mention into a Mia picture thread.
PrimeTimeUncensored.com announcement lauded. KSEX existence lamented.
Grandpa fucks indifferent goth teen daydreaming about her angst, future lawsuit and being Sasha Grey.
Singing "God Hates Fags" won't fool God, you FAG!!!
Ceara has a cute little cunny. I mean BUNNY! BUNNY!!!
An unfortunate poster is inflicted with two varieties of Hep C. Goes to famed Nevada spa town.
Farrah Fawcett turns 60 and is plagued with advanced decay. Someone please shoot her!
Eddie Van Halen turns 50 and has caught Farrah's decay. Shoot him next.
Slugs wrap their penes together to have sex. Windsock wants to be a slug.
Aryans having recruiting issues. Shortage of blue-eyed blondes. 88 Darkies admitted.
Hailey Young suffers insomnia and boredom in Baltimore: "im going crazy!!!"
Children smile and laugh as they construct their teacher's new home - a coffin.
LouCypher is Smartt?? No, LouCypher is Dumbb!
Never EVER EVER give an iguana Viagra.
In under a week "Test vs. Tell" Tranny debate becomes longest thread in "Shit List" history.
"As dumb as I sound, I'm smart." - Mary Carey before stumbling into random male's mouth tongue first.
You know you're in trouble if the pig has braces.
Funniest Porn Name? Holly says "Ready Prince, Jr.".
Jessica Rabbit is highly strokeable for an animal-sodomite toon.
Willie D leads us on a nostalgic tour of local porn stores.
Texas Governor puts women's health over God's will.
Gia warns: "Imagine a DP with Lexington Steele and Nick Maning? They'll blow out the audio."
Airhead Paris Hilton broke. Can't afford storage bill.
Gen's evil twin does anal.
Greatest all-time porn star - Ginger Lynn [Allen] - Randall Girl reaction: "Ewww! You’re a lesbian!"
Topless woman steals AC Creams shorts.
Friday Night Fights: LouCypher takes on the entire board.
Da Burglar goes to Vegas a bit late for AEE but comes away with something he finds better than sex
Missy Monroe asks the Yahoo community for advice on being "late" - yet again.
Ashley Blue wedding sound-bite: "You may now fist the bride".
There is HERPES in porn. Meds found amongst Paris Hilton's storage items.
It's not cold in here. You're just dying.
Memo to Earth: Ninjas don't like electrocution!!
Canada is the Iowa of the civilized world.
Since the dawn of time, pretty young girls have made money off the horny minds of older men.
Katja Kassin reveals: "I can only do around 5 black dudes a day"
It's great when XPT dualers can use their unabashed faggotry as common ground!
Gag Porn makes WindSock sad.
The music piece you hear is Gymnopedie #1, Eric Satie. There are three Gymnopedies.
Johnno Rogers: "You people are incredibly homophobic and immature."
Simp has a son, and CumAllOverHer makes a cameo.
TMFR: "I know it was cuz the black guy just wanted to bother a little innocent white girl".
Taylor MF Rain has yet to reveal the identity of the tragically wronged "innocent little white girl".
Walt Disney attended Nazi meetings, but just to 'dis the commies.
Paris "Part II" was another sequel that didn't live up to the original.
Love letter to Luke: I fucking hate you, you supercilious, backstabbing, lying, little sissy boy!
Sierra Sinn: The Yoda of Anal.
Maxxie Maddron takes time from her soccer mom duties to post on XPT.
Porn Fans battle Pornboys. Obsessed scary stalkers lose.
Which reminds me: Ben's got herpes! Ben's got herpes! Ben's got herpes!
Boston reels in terror from lit cartoon figures selling for $1k on eBay. BAD Mooninites!!
When in Vegas choose Melissa Lauren. You'll get your money's worth.
Elaborator falls for JAP.
No one posts during first half of Super Bowl.
GenerationSex breaks rank - posts during the 3rd Quarter to talk about manwhores.
Amber Lynn a "old school cock" addict? Sucks 'em down like they were coke!

If you gave a five year-old boy a tattoo kit and said, "Hey, li'l fella, whaddya want inked?," chances are he'll say a hairyplane or a choo-choo train.

XPT by the numbers
"Lunch" post #666 - "I'm a carpaccio fiend!" - Gia Jordan.
JustBecause brings membership up to 5150 - Van Halen fan or danger to him/herself and others??
TheVodGuy celebrates 420th post 420 style.
11,000th "Shit List" post by JuanR.
Feb 4 2006 6:07pm - "Lunch" hits 8,000 views.
KingNews reports current score: Katja 3 - Guapo 0.

Penis size compliment of all time:
Your cock was so big it rearranged my internal organs, immobilized me and caused me to vomit for 3 days.



"You'll Succeed" posts sent out to Holly. From XPT with Love.




BTW, today is FunnyPornName Spantaneeus Xtasty's birthday!!