The 1st Week of 2007 - A look at some Highlights ……….

Charles Barkley baits Phlog into an Artest-like double-technical ejection.
Jack Schitt breaks XPT with serial "top posting".
XPT welcomes its 1st "Looner" - Gia sees "unexpanded" markets.
Cytherea's latest STD - she's carrying "fetus".
Ceara Lynch gets exposure in "Vice". Extends "gift offer" to XPT degenerates.
Nago gains some new butch friends from all his interest in the UFC or gay vids. Forget which.
XPT guidance consellors still aren't set on what "Ivy" would be best for our "gifted" little Sasha.
Steph from ADT looked at home with her bullet-holed head behind bars.
ALWAYS specify WHICH "Dunkin" on Boylston.
Polonius' advice to Laertes: The best Shakespeare EVER!!!
Who knew Phlog had such an extensive collection of man-sex from which to PhotoShop?
Sierra emerges from the herbal mist to declare herself libelled by FatMan.
Anti-Muslim Ashley Blue now XPT's favorite racist whore.
ADT ponders banning all new accounts after the RVitello affair.
Woodford Reserve doesn't ruin people. Drinking with Nicole Brazzle ruins people.
XPT Europe: Windsock leads shirtless circle-jerk at the CatClub.
Bjork doppelganger Becca Mann is clearly hotter than Courtney Cox Simpson.
First Act of New Congress: BAN OVERSIZED DESIGNER EYEWEAR.
Sinnamon Love rewards XPT "mention" by posting a searing hot pic.
Lonely Big Moose jerks to Bette Davis in b/w classic "Jezebelle". [I prefer Jezebelle Bond.]
Poor Palmolive is "star-challenged".
Tundras vs. Savannas - Diff'!!. Steelworker gangbang vs. coal miner gangbang - No diff'!!.
Ahn Tran-sexual is a rittle tiny ferra.
Without capitalism 80% of the current population of this planet would have already starved to death.
Gen Padova on Mariah Carey: FUCK THAT BITCH!!!
GhostShadow prefers his XPT life of misery and abuse to being ADT's "King of Pussies".
While a "Tony" tit tat is tacky, it can be offset with terminal stretch-marks & sandblasted nipples.
[Say the 1st part of that 10 times fast: While a "Tony" tit tat is tacky]
Mr. Brain's Faggots aren't kosher.
HEREBY RESOLVED: Will Smith SHALL NOT play James Brown in the new Spike Lee joint.
Pinupmutant numbers amongst the nameless rabble who have lost their virginity while at "Barn Yard".
ChuckSpear's mother and sister enjoy filming A2M & "Dirty Sanchez" with trash of any color.
The best response to being called gay is to imply that the accuser is a fag!
Bornyo laments that one usually thought of VMI getting into "gash" and not the other way around.
When William X. Brighton III talks, Gia Jordan listens [and lightly moistens her seat cushion].
N-Word can fart the "Star Spangled Banner".
We take this moment to fondly recall the short bright lifecycle of a MySpace swallow montage.
For more information on the crack spider's bitch, contact the Canadian Wildlife Service in Ottawa.



Next Week's Las Vegas Hightlight Preview:
AEE OD victim(s) IDed at Clark County morgue.
Whore who has blown the most AVN staff members publicly lauded as "Best New Talent".
Holly Randall: FULL FRONTAL NUDITY …please…



FatMan EXCLUSIVE: Mia Rose notes XPT's valued role!!!