This one fucked me up.
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I'm a horny college guy. Almost every other night i'm at a bar or a frat party picking up some random girl, going home with her... and well... having sex with her. I've probably had sex with almost 30-50 women since last christmas. It's just so easy. What i dont tell them is that virtually every one i've gone home with i've given herpes to

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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."