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The brunette girl is stroking my cock as I write this. Her name is Jessica...

...Fuck this is good...

I'm gonna grab a condom and fuck her...




complete and utter and pathetic .... shenanigans

This all means far too much to Phlogiston



Sex means a lot to heterosexuals, Palmolive. If you were one, you'd understand.



Sex means so much to Phlogiston that he'll sit up on NYE and lie about getting HJ's from "Jessica". Did you really expect any of us to believe that? And if we did, that we'd be impressed? Some high fives from your pals at XPT? I thought it was a lame joke but now it's just even more proof you're a sad sorry sack a dozen posts away from being the AC Cream of unfuckable soccer moms. Tell me, were you one of the revelers having sex next to Daburg's above-ground pool?