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It was in response to someone saying I was "jealous" of her. I was sarcastically gonna say yeah, I'm jealous. I wish I had HIV. I wish my meal ticket was facing jail time. I wish I could hire a nanny to raise my pre-porn daughter while I post all day long on message boards and pretend I have an important job. I wish, like Tricia, that my husband wasn't really my husband. I wish I could be so attention craved that I come out of a 10 year retirement to dress up like a sea lion in a straight jacket for what could damn well be the lamest scene of the year.... YES! I am jealous of her.

Or something like that. It hadn't been written, I was just thinking about it.

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