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as you wish. i have to do it tomorrow, though. the husband is riding my jock tonight. something about "quality time"



Unless something is going in your ass, his "quality time" is not worthwhile. Humor him and his useless non-sexuality, and then get back to your true Master.

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... i'm also fairly certain i heard a "you better not be watching any fucking porn, you whore"... i don't know, i wasn't really paying attention.




The less attention you pay to him, the better. He might fill your Blonde head with abominable ideas, like abstaining from anal sex and not watching porn. Master doesn't want his property tainted.