We've often heard the argument that Porn chicks are really just engaging in a form of "legalized" prostitution. While I am not sure if I agree or disagree with that statement or if it is just semantics, I put my mind to thinking today about my all time favorite MOVIE PROSTITUTES while stuck on the 101 freeway coming out of San Fran. As my driver negotiated our way through all the rain-induced traffic jams and accidents involving retarded drivers who dont know how to drive in bad weather, I wrote a list of my TOP TEN favorite Movie Prostitutes. See if you agree or feel differently....


10) Jennifer Jason Leigh as "Pepper" in the Movie Miami Blues...she had awesome, perky little tits. And her innocent Florida Bayou accent was truly bonerific...

9) Andrea Thompson as "Lisa, a friend of Gordon's (Gekko)" in the movie Wall Street. Andrea later starred on NYPD Blue, but I am sure a few of you pervs remember her brief scene in this Movie with Charlie Sheen in the Limo... AS she is unzipping Charlie's Pants and he is babbling about Stock Tips, she whispers to him "Your Hardon is Stuck..." and he replies (seemingly talking about Hewlett Packard Stock AND his hardon)) "It's ready to take off, I'd jump all over it if I were you..."

8) Mira Sorvino as "Linda" in Woody Allen's Mighty Aphrodite . Mira was a total hottie 10 years ago when she won an Oscar for this role, but I'll never forget seeing her without makeup rushing to class certain mornings during the Spring Semester, 1990 just before she graduated that May with a degree in East Asian Studies... Brooke Shields may have gone to Princeton, but James and I were able to salivate over Mira, Elizabeth Shue (see below) and a few others...

7) Any of the chicks who were part of the Prostitute Girl Gang working "Old Town" in the Movie Sin City. You had Rosie Perez as "Gail" the Dom expert with Knots....and there was "deadly little Miho"...and a few others. All totally hott....

6) Maria Bello as "Rosie" in the Movie Payback with Mel Gibson. Mel plays her former driver "Porter", and Maria's acting as a hardbitten, down to earth but still loving escort is pretty believable.

5) Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, although I always thought she was sexier and more strokeable as Erin Brokovich.

4) Fairuza Balk as "Lucinda" in Things to Do in Denver When You Are Dead ... the movie where my Sig comes from. I love anything and everything Fairuza did or does...I'm just wondering, like everyone else, just where the hell she is now???

3) Jamie Lee Curtis as "Ophelia" in Trading Places . She was totally hott and funny, and who can forget seeing her perfect boobs in that brief nude scene after she takes in Louis as a tenant/guest. When she took off her clothes and climbed in bed with a feverish Louis to comfort him and help his fever break, I still get a boner thinking about something like that happening for real. When I saw this Movie for the first time back in 1983, it was Dan Akyroyd's Character of Louis Winthorpe III, along with Randolph and Mortimer Duke, who first inspired me to want to attend Harvard.

2) Rebecca De Mornay as "Lana" in Risky Business .
She was 100% smoking hott .... 'Are you ready for me, Ralph?' .... 'Time of your life, huh Kid?' .... 'I have a trig midterm tomorrow and I am being chased by Guido the Killer Pimp...I think I am going to throw up...I think I am going to throw up on YOU Joel....' Along with the characters from Trading Places, Curtis Armstrong's (aka BOOGER from Revenge of the Nerds) portrayal of Miles in this film also inspired me to go to Harvard.

And MY ALL TIME FAVORITE MOVIE PROSTITUTE.....

1) Elizabeth Shue as "Sera" in Leaving Las Vegas . Just her spelling of her name S E R A causes my dick to twitch, and the scene where she pours booze all over herself and allows Francis Ford Coppola's Nephew to lick and drink it off her tits is amazing.

Now the 38,000 dollar question is "What happened to Elizabeth Shue?" Did the Fat girl inside of her (that you can kinda see wanting to bust out in her films like Adventures in Babysitting and Cocktail) finally win out, and she is now a executive at Universal with a fridge full of Haagen Das in her office?