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Does your city not have Craig's List? Go to "erotic services" and look for a girl offering BBBJ and CIM. Problem solved. (FYI: BBBJ - "bareback blowjob" and CIM - "cum in mouth".)



Hmmm, there are like two escorts listed in the area, but no explicit details like BBBJ or CIM listed. But alas I must say no to that idea. I may not have much luck(very, very little at all really) with the ladies, but I have one last shred of dignity knowing that I have never paid for sex(no offense DaBurg) and intend to keep it that way. C'mon, there's more to life than sex. Let's see there's .. umm... uhh...screw it, how much can I afford to part with?
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