I'd rather fuck Joan Rivers herself.

Check this shit out, I was watching "Top Notch Bitches #4" this evening and saw this for the first time. It's the first scene I've seen her in, because I'm generally repulsed by her "stretched plastic" look.

*If I knew how to attach a pic, I'd gladly do so with a vidcap I pulled off that flick. Anyone care to assist?*

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The reason some of us like big fake tits: we like slutty looking girls. Danielle Derek can put on sweats and go to walmart to buy groceries and she's still gonna look like a whore. That is hot. The fact that she is willing to look like a freak so she can be a better whore is totally strokeworthy. Her Frankensteinity (!) has its own appeal.

Some of us are bored with a girl next door; we are fascinated by the uberwhore.

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