Mike Metropolis is a director who flies under the radar yet consistantly delivers me timber if the cast is good. Such is the case with Whale Tail 3 featuring the catch of the day of the freshest sluts the jizz-grind has to offer us perverts. Better yet, I can watch it with just wall to wall sex, so therefore I NEVER have to see the story only if by curiousity. You don’t know how much I appreciate that when wading through features which I rarely do, but this ain’t a feature. It’s superior non-misogynistic gonzo that gives it all with nicely framed squack friendly angles with whores who know how to work the camera witch is key to a great movie. A porn is only as good as the whores & these whores were damn good, bro.
Bree Olsen is a thick plushy built blonde with big knockers who was totally impressive with a mouth filthier then a sailor’s. She said some of the coolest things like “ break my slutty pussy” & “fuck my slutty ass” which were just a few memorable quotes in a tapastry of filth she weaved with words. Beautiful reverse cowgirl and god-like doggy style. Her tongue moves around like a mollusk in search of the money shot. She seems totally comfortable in front of the camera with a cock up her ass like she’s nowhere near a newcummer and it was a pleasure to see such genuine enthusiasm. Looking forward to more nasty things to cum from her in the future because she succeeds in connecting with the viewer big time. Gotta love that.
Veronique Vega simply put is an amazing young brunette fucktoy and it seems like it was just last week I saw her get that tight honeypot of hers broken in big time by that Brit-buttboy Ben English in some Elegant Angel flick. In this one she takes on the 12” anaconda dong of some new jack brotha named Rico Strong. It looks like her newbie cooze won’t be tight for much longer, so catch her on the way up and she could be a huge star if she wants it bad enough to stick around. Hope so, just don’t lose your soul, baby. I guarantee that you’ll love this babe no doubt.
Carmen Kinsley has big bouncers al la Bree and she’s a hot blonde who is also camera conscious to the max so you can sit back and relax when you work the spunk glock to pop. She’s got phat hips worth hitching a ride to in this highly whackable performance. She’s another hoe seriously worth keeping track of and so far this flick is 3 for 3 up to this point and overall it scores a clean sweep with all scenes.
Thin and exotic Maya Hills is a babe your lust musket will appreciate and she has a chill style that will heat up any cynical pervert. Michah Moore is totally pretty also but too bad she’s banged by that frog twerp Steven French. Still, with pussy this hot sometimes you must overlook who fucks it for us.
You couldn’t ask for much more in a fuck flick then what Whale Tail 3 has on display. Order today, biatch! Smash

Bree Olsen