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You can't make shit like this up! She's kind of missing the whole Bible thing isn't she?



Technically, no. There is no prohibition of feature dancing found in the Bible. There is, however, some shit about modesty. Not really sure if that covers feature dancing though. My guess is it does not, until the point at which the dancer in question grabs her ankles and shakes her smelly coochie in the face of some fat, drunk and stupid patron. That might be considered just a bit immodest.
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