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One time when I was a boy and a few of us camped out in a pup tent in my friend Eric's backyard,...



Must be something about that name. In about 6th grade we were coming home from a field trip to Cape Canaveral/Cape Kennedy and a kid named Eric said "You know those peanuts that are in your shit? Well, I squeezed them and they aren't peanuts" and I'd say, within 10 minutes, this had spread through the entire bus and until the day he graduated from high school Eric was known as the shit-squeezer.