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but we have begun initial talks with our attorneys to assist us in the event that we are unsuccessful in securing financing.

This phrase pops up every time a business is circling the drain. It really means, "Our suit monkeys are looking for new cash where we don't have to file a UCC-1 on our children. In the meantime, they're filling in the Chapter 7 boilerplate language, too."

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Stormy and her two oversized melons

A bit part in music video doesn't count, unless you also marry an Anaheim Angels' pitcher and beat the crap out of him.