HALF A CENTURY AND STILL DOING IT

Howard had De’Bella, a 50-year-old woman, into the studio to talk about her career. De’Bella said she’d been married for 30 years, and that she’d been working on the business end of the porn industry for a few years, but became an actress only four months ago. De’Bella went on to note her daughter, Jewel De’Nyle, had been a porn star for years before her, but that Jewel stopped talking to her after her mother filmed her first movie. De’Bella added she and her daughter didn’t have a great relationship prior to her career change, so the fact that her new job drove them even further apart didn’t bother her.


While De’Bella claimed there were certain acts – like urinating – that she wouldn’t do on film, but she knew from the start she’d have to be willing to do just about anything else to make it. When De’Bella said she was recently in a movie with seven other older women, both Howard and Artie acknowledged they didn’t understand some people’s interest in “old-lady porn.”De’Bella talked about the time she had to eat food out of a fat guy’s rear end for a movie, and how she was also a practitioner of ATM (no, not the cash machine kind). De’Bella then said the directors of her movies pick her costars for

her, and acknowledged she wasn’t particular about the men she has sex with in her movies. Howard proceeded to ask De’Bella if she wanted to ride the Sybian, and, after she agreed, he invited Beetlejuice into the studio to operate it.


When Beet entered, he claimed he was no longer into sex, and, after Howard asked him if he’d operate

the Sybian’s controls, he responded, “There’s no control here, brother.” Howard then noticed Beetle was missing more teeth than ever, and

Beet said he was having the problem taken care of by his dentist on Thursday. As Beetle refused to operate the Sybian, Artie questioned his sexual preference, but all Beet told him was to “be nice.”


De’Bella then got on the Sybian, and Beet agreed to man the controls. While De’Bella rode it, Howard asked Beetlejuice to say “something sexy” to her, so he asked, “Oh

yeah, you like it?” Beet quickly cranked the machine up to 100 percent, but, because De’Bella wasn’t getting into it, Will noted he thought her private area was “rusted shut.” Howard then pointed out Beet kept looking up thinking the sound of the Sybian’s motor was actually a plane flying in the studio.

Beet said he had a new DVD, “As Bad as Can,” which was about his life. However, Beetle recommended kids not watch the movie because he appears nude in it.