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As long as we get them first Jesus can have them when we're done.




That's the great thing about Jesus - there's nothing a whore can do that puts her beyond the reach of His L-O-V-E (unless of course the Christian right is err, wrong).




Makes me think of a Dennis Miller routine that goes something like this:
"Ya ever notice how people always 'find' Jesus after they've hopelessly screwed up their lives? How come Jesus never finds them first? "
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."