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Vassar rejected me. I'm still very bitter about this, but in the end, I suppose it was a good thing, because all Vassar men are limp-wristed poofters, and I would have graduated a virgin if I had gone there, and that would have sucked.



I think you are discounting out of hand the debasement potential of all the alcoholic WT townies Poughkeepsie has to offer the horny young teen ...
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