the funniest thing ever was the kids from my highschool who had penises and realied they couldn't get in anywhere reputable because their family was finally burned out of scratch and quality genetic material would apply to vassar as males. then they'd be like"dude it's 80% CHICKS"

i'd laugh, because the rest of their lives were going to be tragic. not to mention it's uncool to have your girlfriend try to off herself at thanksgiving because she's living some kind of straight lie. but that's what happens when you fuck vassar or smith chicks. plus, they cry when you break their blackplasticlisaloebglasses.