How can I score one of those fancy, highflying gigs writing for Fox?




I would not wish this fate upon anyone, Willie.

Like everything else, it's who you know. Or shouldn't....

I feel that our ships may have crossed paths on a dark sea of tweakers in L.A. last summer. And last January in Vegas. Can that be rectified next week? I will be doing my best to get Da Burglar to understand what I'm saying, so stop in for a pint o' Guinness.