You wanna root for the whores to do well because it makes you feel good about yourself when you get off. But there's always a Crissy Moran-style train wreck coming.

Like many of the whores who enter porn very young, they quickly fall into the delusion that there was no porn before them, and porn will die out when they retire with their vast fortunes. Jogging my memory, only a few really came close to grabbing porn by the tail instead of the reverse: Marilyn Chambers got a percentage of some of her film sales. Traci Lords, we all know that one. Ginger Lynn was gonna be the first millionaire until she started driving down White Line Highway. Savannah...the list goes on. Jenna was a hot chick with a bit of luck, who (surprise surprise) was shystered by her soon-to-be ex. If you're lucky, you had some fun along the way, bought a few handbags and stashed some money away. 'Cause folks, they don't do it for free, and if porn whores didn't get paid for what they do, all but about six would run away from the Valley as fast as they could.

Being the new "it" whore in porn is so transitory, how many whores are on the list for "Best New Starlet" who have already retired? There were some last year. Before that it as Keri Sable, before that it was...etc. She will go all-out and pack a year or two of over-the-top performances into her anus. One day she'll wake up and not want to do it, and when she calls to cancel her stock will plummet faster than Enron. If she really thinks that, at age 18, her ability to take 2 dicks in her ass will carry her through life, I suggest you take a look at any number of the retired whores on MySpace whose profiles avoid the subject of porn like the plague.