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Paris will drop Shitney like a hot potato really soon. I can feel it.



Absolutely. There are only two types of people in Paris' world: PARIS, and Those Who Are Around Paris. To Paris, this is a publicity stunt: Watch me degrade what is left to degrade of America's Sweetheart.

For ShortBus Britney, however, Paris is a new BFF. Unfortunately, she lacks Paris' cunning and tolerance for cocaine and alcohol.

I've never seen a mainstream celeb crash and burn so quickly. Two weeks ago, she was America's Sweetheart again when she broke from K-Fed. Under Paris' tutelage, she has sunk lower than ever before.
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