There is something fundamentally hot about an over-the-hill porn star trying desperately to pretend she is still 19. And the same goes for a just off the bus 18 year old trying to dress up like a Victoria's Secret model and not quite managing to pull it off.

My main problem with Meatholes is: Not All Body Fluids are Sexy. The human body can emit sweat, spit, piss, shit, cum, snot, vomit, and blood. And I really don't need to see most of that. What's next, earwax money shots?
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[The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson