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#31: Retired whore makes a comeback = rent is due


Law #31 reminded me of Ashley Blue's view of porn retirement as she reported to avninsider.com some time ago :

Girlvert Guides You Into The Galaxy

Announcing Porn Retirement Doesn't Make You Cool

There are a lot of bad career moves that, thankfully, porno is exempt from. We can get away with fucking our bosses, giving our co-workers the clap and even getting raided by the FBI. Sexual harassment in the workplace is downright mandatory in our profession, rather than an act of unprofessionalism. It is impossible to get fired from being a porn star. That is why I am here.

I have been fired from every job that I have ever had, except for porn. Flaking out for shoots, fighting with talent, forgetting my I.D., being too high on ecstasy or having a bitch attitude has never ruined my career in porno. In any other place of employment I would be fired for sure. It has taken a couple of years for me to fully appreciate this and shape up my behavior a little bit. I no longer need a designated driver at my shoots, because that is now my job as the director.

The only thing that we can all agree gets an automatic eye-rolling is when we hear the news that a performer has announced his/her/he-she's retirement. I just say ughh, whatever. That's stupid.

I don't mean the cases of occasional life-threatening disease, fatal accident or life sentence in prison. They are all not what really classify as the retirement that whores voluntarily do for attention.

If you have any true intention of moving on, silly whore, then it would be unnecessary to seek attention from those in this industry. That would be just as retarded and desperate as making all of your MySpace blogs about an ex-boyfriend, while telling people you are over him. Or having a big drug bender to celebrate that you are entering a (court-ordered) rehab.

Also, it is inevitable that you will make your "huge" comeback. All of the chicks that I know of who have thrown in the cum rag have picked it up again for at least a few more loads. Who knows? I may be as old as Dave Hardman's mom one day and really need to make some cash. Or perhaps my family will need to pay for my funeral by selling my corpse to a necrophilia production company.

The bottom line is that no one fucking cares in porn when you retire. Why should the public give a black dick for a whore when she aborts what we love about her most?


— Ashley Blue

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