Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Quote: #1: whores lie #2: male performers have NO stroke value #3: way too much man-ass in hetero porn #4: double-pen in the same orifice is gay #5: Generally, European porn stars are much dirtier than their American counterparts #6: when a dude is getting it up the ass, no matter if it's from a woman, tranny or another dude, it's gay #7: if you have a small dick and fuck like a chick with a strap on you shouldn't be a stunt cock #8: interracial gangbangs demonstrate how far we’ve come as a country regarding race #9: if she doesn’t do anal, and she’s not Christy Canyon, she’s not a legitimate porn star #10: piss, vomit and/or scat ain't sex(y) #11: too many tattoos and piercings and it becomes an unpleasant freak show #12: if you must show cunnilingus, make sure the guy doesn’t have a moustache (see Ron Jeremey and Christy Canyon; looks like the Tribbles Star Trek episode)
#13. Male talent shall keep his mouth shut. We dont want to hear you grunt and graon before you cum.
To elaborate: Don't jump to the guy's face during the money shot.
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If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah