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What are piano legs?



From Wikipedia:

"Note 1: The apocryphal stories of skirts on piano legs in the name of modesty arose from a misunderstanding of the use of sheaths to protect the lower extremities of furniture from damage by footwear and brooms. It has also been suggested that it was used by the British Victorians at the time to lampoon their American counterparts."

Hell...that doesn't make any sense at all...
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