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Forget the retard, any girl who doesn't cut your dick off when you accidentally on purpose piss in her mouth is a keeper.



no, no, no. she is a keeper because she rubs my temples when i have a bad headache, she doesn't mind paying when i'm broke, and sometimes she cooks special doggy dinners for my lab, don quixote. that's real, yo.
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They're all human beings, and though she may be a liar and a manipulator, it's probably because she doesn't know any other way to survive.