This series is particulary funny, cause it´s an 25-year GUY pretending to be a 14 y/o girl to lure perverts. All those logs are real, even the names.





djjohnnyquest2000: HI AMBER whats new ,have u ever had cyber-sex before
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes I have, super hannah barbera dj 2000!
djjohnnyquest2000: are you interested in having cyber-sex right now
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes I am! Call me haji!
djjohnnyquest2000: what exactly do u have on
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Pants and extras
djjohnnyquest2000: take it all of
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay, just a second
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You too
djjohnnyquest2000: i am done taking mine of
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am too! I am naked
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad is looking at me funny
djjohnnyquest2000: think about something that makes you very horny and start to touch yourself
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad is really wondering what's going on over here
djjohnnyquest2000: is your varina wte by any chance
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What is a varina? And what is wte?
djjohnnyquest2000: my bad my typing sucks ,i ment is your vagina wet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes! a little bit! Is your penis wet?
djjohnnyquest2000: just a little, take your fingre and pass around your vagina and taste it tell me how it tastes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Just a second
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad is looking over here
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I gotta go talk to him real quick
djjohnnyquest2000: hurry up so we can get started
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay I'm back, sorry!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: He wanted to know why I was on the computer naked
djjohnnyquest2000: what did you tell him
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I told him I was talking to a doctor
djjohnnyquest2000: good.have you tasted yourself as yet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, I told him that the doctor told me to do that too.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If he comes you have to pretend you're a doctor OK or I'll get in trouble
djjohnnyquest2000: do u like how u taste
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's kind of weird - does this make me a lesbian?
djjohnnyquest2000: no way baby ,think about someone sucking your cunt and start to finger your self
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay, I guess I will. What are you doing?
djjohnnyquest2000: playing with my dick.I want u to get an orgasm
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I don't know if we have any orgasms in the fridge. I'll check though'
djjohnnyquest2000: do you have a cucumber if so get the biggest one u have
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Just a sec, let me check
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Ok i'm back - we have carrots, celery, lettuce and green beans
djjohnnyquest2000: take the largest carrot u have and start to fuck yourself with it
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What do you mean? Like kiss it?
djjohnnyquest2000: no put it up your vagina and move it in and out of it
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh weird! Ok! I understand so that's what sex is like
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you put a carrot in your penis?
djjohnnyquest2000: no but if I were there with u I will put my penis in your vagina
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: With the carrot? Weird!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: ioh wait my dad's coming in the room again.
djjohnnyquest2000: no the carrot is just doing what my penis would of being doing if Iwere there
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad wants to talk to you I'll put him on now
djjohnnyquest2000: sure
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Hello? My daughter informed me she was talking to a doctor online.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am a little new at these internet services so please be patient with me.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What is wrong with my daughter?
djjohnnyquest2000: yes she is ,I am a gynocoligist ,I doing reasearch with your daughter
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You can do research over the Internet? What kind of research?
djjohnnyquest2000: so far she seem's normal and healthy but i need to continue with her for a while longer
djjohnnyquest2000: yes ,once the patient gives honest reply's the info can be processed in the proper manner
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: All right, that is fine. Where is your office located in case she needs to come in?
djjohnnyquest2000: _my office is quite in Grenada ,but none of the test subjects need to come here.For starters it's to far
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am concerned that my daughter may be sexually active and lying to me about it. What do you recommend I do?
djjohnnyquest2000: the best thing to do is to trust her and supply her with proper infr on abstanity and condoms so no matter what she does she will be well informed
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Thank you very much, doctor. Right now my daughter seems to have a carrot in her nether regions; is this part of your research?
djjohnnyquest2000: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Interesting. Is there anything I can do here to assist you?
djjohnnyquest2000: not reaLLY i can take it from here, nice talking to you sir.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Thank you for your time. You are a truly good man.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Here is my daughter.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: hey
djjohnnyquest2000: hi are u ready to continue
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yeah ok!
djjohnnyquest2000: where is your dad
djjohnnyquest2000: are u still wet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad went out to the garage
djjohnnyquest2000: do you know what to do with the carrot now
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's just stuck in my vagina
djjohnnyquest2000: i want you to fuck yourself with it ,are u avirgin
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes I am a virgin - what should I do?
djjohnnyquest2000: shove it as far u as possible then take it out slowly and then shove it up again
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay.
djjohnnyquest2000: how does it feel
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Ow! Ow! Why did you tell me to do that!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It hurted!
djjohnnyquest2000: i think u just took your virginty congrats
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Ow! Ow!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why did you make me do that!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I'm bleeding
djjohnnyquest2000: continue fucking your self ,
djjohnnyquest2000: don
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No it hurts!
djjohnnyquest2000: then stop ,
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad is coming in he heard me screaming
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: He wants to talk to u again
djjohnnyquest2000: sir I CAN NOW ASSURE U THAT YOUR DAUGHTER IS AVIRGIN SO NO NEED TO WORRY ANYMORE
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Excuse me, doctor?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why are you typing in capital letters? My daughter seems to be in some pain here.
djjohnnyquest2000: sorry about the capital letters ,don't worry the pain last a short perior if time she is ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What part of your research is this? She seems to have stabbed herself in her vagina with a carrot!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am trying to clean up the blood but there is quite a lot of it.
djjohnnyquest2000: let me talk to her before i go pleasr
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have some questions for you first, you have hurt my daughter quite badly.
djjohnnyquest2000: tell her to e-mail me at djjohnnyquest2000@yahoo.com i will write back and answer whatever she want's to kniw
djjohnnyquest2000: know
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, I have questions for you, sir. Why did you instruct my daughter to insert a 14 inch carrot into her vagina?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have called an ambulance for her.
djjohnnyquest2000: she was enjoying it
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: She is obviously not enjoying it as she is lying on the floor crying and bleeding!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have read about your kind of doctors in the newspapers.
djjohnnyquest2000: she will get over it soon tell her bye for me please or let me talk to her
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: She cannot type on the computer, she is bleeding all over the place! There is blood all over the carpet.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am planning to investigate a malpractice suit against you.
djjohnnyquest2000: bye for now
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Don't you leave on me you pervert! You have hurt my daughter and I will find you and make you pay!
djjohnnyquest2000: i will check on her tomorraw ,all she has to do is take a shower and get some rest
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: She is being taken to the hospital!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: She is bleeding all over, her insides are all cut up!
djjohnnyquest2000: so stop ranting and raving like a fucking lunitic please
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: She is only 14 you pervert - how could you do something like this?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What kind of person are you?
djjohnnyquest2000: how do u know that are u a doctor
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am not a doctor! I am a college professor!
djjohnnyquest2000: well stick to your job and i will stick to mine
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What is your job, hurting young girls?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: How do you sleep at night knowing that you have mangled an innocent young girl's reproductive organs?
djjohnnyquest2000: no i have to go now got a patient wating
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I will find you, remember that, and I will hurt you for what you have done to my daughter.
djjohnnyquest2000: bye
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Where did you get your medical degree?
djjohnnyquest2000: do not threating me i have friends that can make u dissappear
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Excuse me, you are the one who has hurt an innocent girl here. I am going to protect my daughter no matter what it takes.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh, god, she's screaming so loud and crying so much!
djjohnnyquest2000: if i were u i will take care of my daughter don't mess around
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You did this to my little girl.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: How can you do this?
djjohnnyquest2000: put your penis in her to stop the blood from flowing
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What?!?! You are sick.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am going to find out where you live.
djjohnnyquest2000: it's the only way
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: How can you - I am...
djjohnnyquest2000: do u want her to die
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Who are you? You are not a doctor!
djjohnnyquest2000: just do it man
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you get off on this? Are you masturbating thinking about my poor hurt daughter? You are truly sick.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You hurt an innocent little girl who never did anything to you.
djjohnnyquest2000: you ass i am a DJ not a fucking doctor
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So you lied to me about that? What is a DJ, some kind of specialist?
djjohnnyquest2000: it was your daughter that wanted to have cyber-sex
djjohnnyquest2000: a music specalist
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What is cyber sex?
djjohnnyquest2000: ask her ?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: She is curled up in a ball crying! I am trying to comfort her I don't want to bring her into your sick world
djjohnnyquest2000: have u put your wood in her cuncun yet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why do you do this?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am a 45 year old divorced man. The only thing in this world that I truly love is my daughter and you have hurt her.
djjohnnyquest2000: good bey ,go and have sex with her it will help u reliev the stress
djjohnnyquest2000: u dirty old man
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You are sick. I am going to have you investigated by the police.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: This kind of activity is illegal.
djjohnnyquest2000: I really live in Canada
djjohnnyquest2000: FUCK OF
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I'm sure it's illegal there as well. Child molestation is a crime and you will go to jail.
djjohnnyquest2000: or do u want to have some sex to
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I will be right back, the ambulance is here.
djjohnnyquest2000: bye
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Excuse me sir, this is officer Mike Hardee of the San Diego police department, I have read the transcript of this cyber sex session you were having with Ms. Realey, may I speak to you for a moment?
djjohnnyquest2000: hi
djjohnnyquest2000: well say something
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Sir, we seem to have a problem here.
djjohnnyquest2000: what's that copper
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: There is a 14-year-old girl with minor internal injuries in her vagina seemingly caused by the insertion of a vegetable.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Her father claims that you instructed the girl to do so over the Internet and my reading of this chat log supports this assertion.
djjohnnyquest2000: she wanted to do this i am only 14 myself
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It is a crime to lie to a police officer, sir.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If you just take this straight and play ir on the line with me we can get this all taken care of.
djjohnnyquest2000: i thought she new what she was doing tell her i am sorry tell amber to e-mail me when she get's better
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Excuse me, answer the question. What is your age and location? Your Yahoo profile says you are 21 and in Wisconsin.
djjohnnyquest2000: anyaway i have to go dont gail me please
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Sir, I need you to answer some questions for my report; we can do this the easy way or the difficult way.
djjohnnyquest2000: plus i move tomorrow i will be going to england for some vacation talk to you when i get back leave me a number so i can contact u
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Excuse me, I would request that you not leave the country.
djjohnnyquest2000: fuck u
djjohnnyquest2000: try and stop me coppre
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You are under suspicion of a crime, sir, and anything you say or do can be held against you. I would like to get this handled without too much trouble.
djjohnnyquest2000: you piece of shit amber told me once that her dad molests he at night
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: When did she tell you that? I would be glad to investigate those allegations.
djjohnnyquest2000: you should jail him not me bye
djjohnnyquest2000: if u want more info ask him
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Excuse me, I still need some information from you. You are still being held in contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have records of you instructing Amber to place "the largest carrot she can find" into her vagina.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Did you or did you not tell her to do so?
djjohnnyquest2000: yes u can't see it on the fucking paper
Yahoo! Messenger: djjohnnyquest2000 has logged out.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Please contact your local police department as soon as you log back in. If you fail to do so, I will have Yahoo investigate your account and trace your IP.