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Invite one of these people to vouch for you



Yeah I'll call some producers and be like, hey there is a random nobody on XPT demanding you come in here and give info. He's one of those guys who rants monotonously about Ryan Knox, so we better do what he says.

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cock-in-pussy pic you found from a Google Image Search.



It is a phenomenally good-looking cock, I have to agree; but inconveniently for you, I have the uncropped version too, showing our faces.

But you're afraid to bet real money.

*Silence...tumbleweed blows by*