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It was a ball of your mother's pubic hair.

Ryan is an enigma. He melts down and gets kicked off XPT, then begs and sticks his tongue six feet up JeffMike's ass to still be able to work for JM, only to be cast in a movie where a fat hooker from Owensmouth and Reseda fishhooks his piehole, pisses on him and makes him vomit on himself. Then he comes back to XPT and pretends he enjoyed himself.